Anonymous asked
uh you should probably draw a bird watching a person with tiny bird binoculars yeah that sounds like a good idea

Baby: d- d-

Dad: Daddy?

Baby: Digimon digital monsters digimon are the champions

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!